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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Episode 165 : Teenage Ninja Turtles 3 Rocks!

Reunited after another break, the boys return to the microphones. Raf has returned from a weekend stay in the big house and the Cat has had a stay of execution, so he remains in California. Another outstanding fashion hits the mainstream, so of course Raf wants a manly Romper. Nothing like a German in an adult onesie! Kitteh once again questions humanity for their clothing choices, and seems to be quite hateful this week. WANHTPY finishes up the round of Explain a Film Plot Badly from the previous episode when it gets personal and someone is accused of loving Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 like it's a bad thing. Which it could be.

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Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Episode 164: THE SLIMER OF ROSEANNE

After a two week absence, the duo return to catch up with life. Kat is leaving California, check out the Glympse app, just as Raf returns from a jaunt in England with a trip through some Hogwarts scenes, but he wasn't thrilled with his flight with British Airways. They talk about the possible reboot of Roseanne with Slimer Dan. They also played a round of 'Explain a Film Plot Badly"

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Episode 163: A cup of hot sugary mess

This episode, the Despicable Duo discussed the updating of all shows to podcast catchers, the Patreon update, the new “You haven’t Seen That?!” segment, where Raf is finally seeing a classic movie that he ultimately dislikes, and the Cat disagrees, announcing the show breaks on April 26 and May the 10th. Unicorn Frappucinos, Rafael discusses gaming, the new TellTale Guardians of the Galaxy game, consoles being reintroduced, and Dr Pepper Soda Fountain wishes!

Wanhtpy will also be experimenting with joining rawtalkonline.com as part of their broadcast network. Check them out where they will be playing our current shows a few times during the week.

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Monday, April 17, 2017

Episode 162: Smokey and the Bandit

We did it!!! After months and months of backlog we are finally caught up!

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Episode 161: Chuck Roy Bearly back!

Chuck Roy, the stand-up comedy performing and Teaching Bear joins our show for a amazingly funny conversation

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Episode 160: Blazing Saddles

We use so many words and letters in this one! It's amazing!





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Episode 160: Blazing Saddles

We use so many words and letters in this one! It's amazing!



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Episode 158: Cards Against Humanity

We are joined by @Capergirlmel who also is the host for this fine round of Cards Against Humanity. WE GONNA NEED A BIGGER ...

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Sunday, April 16, 2017

Episode 157: Screw you guys! I’m jerkin’ it alone!

The Cat is being under the weather and so i decided to let him read uncomfortable “would you rather” questions. What happens next might shock you

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Episode 155: I’ll take that between the bun of Kale

To be honest with you, this might be the best episode we have ever done!!! Or the worst… actually i have zero memory of this episode, how about you tell me how the episode was? 

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Episode 154: Beaver nuggets

You want a episode description that tells you what this episode is about? Well, you are out of luck. Have a nice day and go f**k yourself

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Friday, April 14, 2017

Episode 151: Allegedly pulled a Trump

I’ll let you in on a little secret, I didn’t even proofread this. And so much for that right now. If this isn’t nine episodes worth of episode descriptions, then it will have be close enough. I have to go to work because bills won’t pay themselves. So until next time, buy the ticket, take the ride, until the fucking wheels come off, baby.



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Episode 150: Pills, wonderful new pills!

No, not Rafael and I, Rafael and me. That probably the main reason I’ve never released any of my writing. I’m a highschool dropout and a little paranoid about my grammar and punctuation. You could probably point out errors I made in this episode description, I mean episode descriptions, but I don’t care about that.


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Episode 148 Doctor Who: Death at Christmas

Doctor Squee & Dottie Who join us to talk about his latest radio play.
Death at Christmas is recorded in support of Pancreatic Cancer UK. Please give whatever you can afford at www.justgiving.com/fundraising/DeathAtChristmas
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Episode 145: Hobo Fight Club

I just checked and this single chunk of writing is supposed to cover nine episodes of We Are Not Here To Please You. The reason I mentioned the podcast there is I think I plan on posting this piece of writing on my blog. I’ll give Rafael a month to play catch up with episodes, then I’m posting over there. 


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Episode 144: A podcast about nothing

Clickbait isn’t enough these days. You know what we need to do? Hire a goddamn PR firm. Chances are even those pricks wouldn’t help get known. That’s what the kids call it, get known. I mean to be fair, we are only competing with 7,324,367,559 other podcasts out. How can we not stand out? 


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Episode 143: Steve McGrew making podcasting great again

It’s just like quit projecting your failure on to me. I got my own problems. Right now I’m wondering if Rafael still likes the idea of me writing episode descriptions for his show. You know, now that I’ve completely abandoned whatever the episodes are about. I’m not even using the SEO friendly buzz words like I’m supposed, but who cares.


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Episode 149: Uranus

Literally nothing would change except that it would be out there. So why not search “Johnny Whitetrash” on Amazon and see if I released it before this episode came out? It could be a race between Rafael and me. 



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Episode 147: No Teeth!!!

Lyrics, short stories, essays, blogs, etc. I have one short story I think is really good that I keep threatening to release on Amazon. I should really do that. I mean what’s the worst thing that can happen? No one buys it? No one is buying it now.



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Episode 146: Butt Hurt-Ception

Because I’m pretty sure it hasn’t been that interesting to read, but it’s been fun for me to write. You know I’ve been writing things since I was 14. I mean I started before that in school, but around the age of 14 I started writing things for fun. 


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Episode 142: Caught eating hippo ass

Don’t you just fucking hate telling people you started a diet or a weightloss plan of some sort. What you’re telling them is, “I’m making a change to better myself.” What they hear is, “You clearly want advice about how your diet and exercise plan is wrong.” And it’s usually people fatter than you telling you that you won’t lose weight. 


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Episode 141: Harambe loves you

I know there’s a shitload of exercise plans out there, but the truth is all you need is those three exercises and go for a walk every couple of days. Don’t eat like a pig and don’t drink more than you have to and you’ll be fine. That is if you’re just looking to maintain weight. If you want to lose weight, I hope you like be hungry and sober.




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Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Episode 140: Pantsless UNO

Gotta have your protein, you know. I shouldn’t complain. I’ve already dropped a couple of pounds. By the time you’re reading this I might be a skinny motherfucker and then I’ll have to bulk up. It takes lots of cheeseburgers, beer and Deadlifts to bulk up. I like that idea. Deadlifts and Squats are probably my favorite weight exercises. Bench Presses are okay too. Apparently the names of weightlifting exercises are supposed to be capitalized.. 

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Monday, January 16, 2017

Episode 139: Prince Abdi

I just realized I have no idea how many episode descriptions I owe the show. I’m writing it all as one big text document with no breaks, because I got a file with three podcasts in it with no breaks. Makes sense right? Right? Don’t you fucking argue with me. Sorry for that little outburst. As I’m typing this the last podcast that was released was the one with Eddie Brill. I know there’s been a few guests since then, the most recent one was Steve McGrew. I don’t think we’re that far into the releases so I guess that was a spoiler. You want to know another funny thing? Of course you do. My own episode descriptions are sometimes as short as five words. So by that logic, I just wrote one hundred episode description while drinking my protein shake.



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