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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Episode 137: H2Overrated

Also, when you talk to him next spell his name with a “ph” instead of a “f” -- I don’t know if it pisses him off or not, but if enough of us spell it that way it will. As you’re reading this I want you to know two things. One, I’m on my second day of no beer and it sucks. Two, I just had fresh spinach, mushrooms, and bell peppers with a homemade mustard dressing. It’s very simple to make. You just add mustard, apple cider vinegar, and some olive oil to each and stir the shit out it. You might wondering why I wanted you to know this and that simple: I’m on a fucking diet and I fucking hate it. I don’t really hate the food I’m eating or even the going without beer. What I hate is looking into my fridge and not knowing what I can eat or how much of it I can eat. I can still drink coffee though, so life’s not all bad. do about it.


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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Episode 136 Suzi Ruffell / just the Hosts

It’s funny how things work out sometimes. Sometimes you think you can do anything, like write episode descriptions for a friend’s podcast because he clearly struggles with English and I’m assuming his German isn’t as good as he says it is either. There’s nothing wrong that though. I mean most people come to this show to listen to That Frakking Cat anyway. It’s not that Rafael isn’t cool. It’s the Cat is cooler. I believe this is what the kids call roasting. Can I ask you a personal question? Does anyone read these? If you do, can you let Rafael know? Tell him I deserve a raise. Or let me know directly. Best way to get ahold of me is snapchat: availableinadhd. Yes, I just plugged in the episode description and yes there’s nothing Rafael can do about it.

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Monday, September 12, 2016

Episode 134 Eddie Brill returns

This week Eddie Brill returns to We Are Not Here To Please You. Okay, I have to be honest with you. Sometimes I feel bad for Raphael. He sends me these audio files and expects me to listen to them before I write the episode descriptions. And every time I have the best of intentions. But you know what they say about good intentions? I mean I've heard the previous shows with Eddie Brill and they were really good. He's funny guy. Part of me would be ashamed of writing an episode description of an episode I haven't heard, but I already know how few people actually read these. I mean it's a simple formula really: use words you think people would search for. Like "Eddie Brill" and "funny" and "Finland" and... you get the point. And fuck all that for right now... My drink is empty and needs to be refilled. Plus it's late at night, which actually doesn't really much, but it's a thing to say. Don't judge me.

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Episode 133: Gallifrey Stands Revenge

Let’s get down to brass tacks, I haven’t even listened to this episode yet. I’m writing this from an undisclosed location and don’t have much time. I can finally see the light at the end of tunnel. My soul is almost pure again. That’s why I’m in hiding. If Rafael finds me he might inject his armageddon soul destroying virus back into me. So for now, I have to stay in hiding.
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Friday, August 5, 2016

Episode 132: Doctor Who & the Brexit Boogaloo

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Depending on who you ask of course. this episode deals mostly with the aftermath of BREXIT with special guest Dr. Squee... And then after all that serious talk there's something about Kevin Costner.


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Friday, July 15, 2016

Episode 131: You can't handle Johnny sounds

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You, the show that brings you fact like information every Tuesday at 9 Am Pacific time on mixlr.com/wearenotheretoplease and eventually is available everywhere else, the guys talk about the most interesting stuff. Great topics that you don’t want to miss. It kind of seems like I’ve just copied a old puff piece about the episode with no real information about the episode. Can you believe that? Shout out to Rick. Wait, are we still doing that?

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Thursday, July 7, 2016

Episode 128: Damn Danielson!

You got to feel sorry for the guy. Somehow Damn Danielson is on the show this week. Mostly likely it’s Stockholm Syndrome that brings him. The poor guy used to get tortured by Rafael at a movie store. Luckily for Daniel technology moved on and video stores aren’t a thing anymore. He was living a normal happy life until the day Rafael tracked him down like a bad ex-girlfriend and force him to perform… on a podcast, you sickos.


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